Showing posts with label spiders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spiders. Show all posts

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Tub of Spiders

Tub of Spiders by Jennifer Patterson and David Rowell Workman   237 pages

Heavy sigh. I was really looking forward to this reading this book; the back cover makes it sound scary and the cover lends itself to nightmares. I haven’t come across a really scary book I quite sometime.

From the back cover: “What do you feat most? That is the question Sara Doyle is asked when she wakes up chained to a dirty toilet after a night out with her girlfriend. But what is her sociopathic captor, Russ St. Cloud really after and can she make it out alive?”

So, I turned on all the lights and opened the cover.  It was a horror alright. The illustration of a spider web---on. every. page.—was annoying and got in the way of the story. It even crossed over the text, making it sometimes hard to read. It should have been ghosted. The spider at the beginning of every chapter was fine and worked. However, the funky font used at the top of each page for the title was also way overboard. I realize that the authors are desperately trying to set themselves apart, but their desperation is too obvious.

Then I tried to read the story. It’s all tell and no show---the basic---and first---rule of fiction writing. Rules are made to break, but not that one. It makes the story stilted.  Sara’s diary also presents a problem. Who keeps a diary with full, complete sentences?  It was also stilted and felt contrived.


I have to give Tub of Spiders one out of five stars.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Charlotte's Web

Charlotte's WebCharlotte's Web, by E.B. White, 184 pages

Charlotte is a terribly intelligent spider- she can read and spell words into her web.  Which, for some reason, she takes upon herself to do in order to save the life of young Wilbur, a very cute little pig who really wants a friend.  By spelling such phrases as "Some Pig" into her web, the farmers and the whole town come to appreciate the young pig.  And at its heart, this is a story about coming to terms with death as being a part of life, and as such, it's a rare and welcome work in the juvenile canon.

But... you guys.  You guys!! I know this is not a popular thing to say, but I found this book problematic.  Like... what's Wilbur's deal?  He spends the entire book being adorable, but absolutely helpless- the only way he makes it past page 1 is by being saved by young Fern, and the rest of the book is a series of saves by other strong females relegated to the background, culminating in being saved by a smart, well-educated spider who WRITES HUMAN ENGLISH WORDS INTO A WEB.  But the PIG is the one who is seen as spectacular! There is a total of one character who notes that the spider is the extraordinary one- Mrs. Zuckerman- and she is promptly ignored.  And I don't want to ruin the ending for anyone else who made it a lifetime without reading this, but Charlotte dies happily because she has saved Wilbur and got to have a bunch of baby spiders.  Also, take my advice and don't make that last point loudly at a baby shower because everyone there will give you a death glare or cough awkwardly and it will get really quiet and you will feel like a terrible person.