Smokin' Seventeen

Shirley J.                 Adult Fiction            Too Many Men, Too Little Time,  Murder, Mayem

Smokin' Seventeen by Janet Evanovich   308 pages

Dead bodies are being shallowly buried on the lot of the bail bond's office, a couple bodies left in cars, like Stephanie's jeep, have notes reading FOR STEPHANIE.   What is her connection to the murderer?   Then, while she is getting a smokin' session going with Ranger while she and Morelli are on hiatus, her mother decides to  be proactive and invite the bewly singel and newly out of prison former football star from Stephanie's highschool days over for dinner in hopes of fixing Stephanie up with him.   He is good looking.   He is also a phenomenal cook, but, he just doesn't do it for Stephanie though he won't take no for an answer and turns into her latest stalker.   Morelli's Grandma Bella puts the eye on Stephanie first causing a Stage 3 pimple to erupt on her forehead like a third eye then making Stephanie's libido dance like the prostitute Grandma Bella believes her to be.  Lots of smokin' hot action in this book, enough to make Lula blush!   Not to mention, a dancing bear, a vampire, a crazed female F.T.A. trying to run Stephanie down with her car and Jimmy Alpha's brother, Nick Alpha,  just got out of prison and has sworn to kill Stephanie as revenge for her killing Jimmy.   So much going on this book is smokin!    I recommend this book to mature highschoolers (due to sexual content) on up.  P. S.  Grandma Mazur never disappoints, either!